May 16, 2013 • 89,379 notes • dungeonsanddamsels
dungeonsanddamsels: ktjjj submitted: once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

dungeonsanddamsels:

ktjjj submitted:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

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May 16, 2013 • 96,823 notes • thordoftherings

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

  1. I can see them
  2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
  3. they are really bad singers and
  4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

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May 16, 2013 • 28,699 notes • eliatrope-moved

eliatrope-moved:

when u know someone doesn’t like u as much as u like them

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May 16, 2013 • 66,827 notes • browncardigan.com

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May 16, 2013 • 20,264 notes • rascalthecat

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May 14, 2013 • 76,715 notes • jakemalik
jakemalik: my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

May 14, 2013 • 85,925 notes • paranormal-intercourse
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
May 14, 2013 • 109,167 notes • f0xface

f0xface:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

May 13, 2013 • 61,505 notes • weheartit.com

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May 13, 2013 • 146,529 notes • basedkuroko

mew-squared:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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i hope someone accidentally sat on him

May 13, 2013 • 6,751 notes • wandaasinwanderer

why caN’T I JUST MEET A GUY WHO LOVES THINGS I DO AND DOESN’T THINK I’M AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT

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May 11, 2013 • 111,123 notes • sadillite

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

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May 11, 2013 • 184,409 notes • c0caino

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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May 11, 2013 • 159,838 notes • scroturn

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

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May 11, 2013 • 126,686 notes • 17lostbobbypins

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